Don't annoy the crazy person staring at the computer ...

Upon receiving a book that I ordered through the post the other day, I was surprised to find a small collection of business cards with cheesy little sayings written on them. I thought I would share them with the world, so we can all enjoy this cheesefest.

TREAT EACH DAY AS YOUR LAST … Someday you’ll be right!

THE FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS

#1– Show up.
#2– Pay attention.
#3– Ask questions.
#4– Repeat the above!

THIS ONLY LOOKS LIKE A DESK … It’s actually a large trash can with drawers and four legs!

IT’S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT … But more important to be nice!

WISDOM IS DIVIDED INTO TWO PARTS:
(1) having a great deal to say;
(2) not saying it.

A GOOD EXERCISE FOR THE HEART … Is to bend down and help another up!

And my personal favorite of the lot …

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE … Aren’t really things at all.

Now, go into the world and be inspired!

Posted 19 Aug 2010

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One Response to “Your daily dose of cheese”

  1. forkboy1965 on August 20th, 2010 2:49 pm

    I’m inspired all right…. to slit my wrists!

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