18 Responses to “Vehicle Lifting Caption Contest”

1. forkboy1965 on March 27th, 2010 1:12 am

   Beware of “Vehicle Lifters”… because the steroids make them crazy.

2. Conall on March 27th, 2010 5:21 am

   “What is called ‘public urination’ in many countries is known locally as ‘Vehicle Lifting’”

3. Srinivas on March 27th, 2010 8:35 am

   Beware of “Vehicle Lifters”…they are usually not toilet seat lifters.

   Btw, where in Bangalore is this?!

4. antfaber on March 28th, 2010 1:55 am

   If your vehicle is lifted, you won’t hit the bowl.

5. Conall on March 28th, 2010 12:25 pm

   @ Srinivas

   You can find this gem over by the Majestic Bus Station, towards the east a bit.

6. | Balu | on March 28th, 2010 1:11 pm

   Hah! great find Conall =D That’s an uncaptionable (this word will/should be included in Oxford dictionary)photo.

7. | Balu | on March 28th, 2010 1:16 pm

   Okay my feeble attampet: Take a leak; get a free lift! =P

8. Kaavya on March 28th, 2010 1:46 pm

   Pay Fee and Pee at “Nirmal” to save your motors?

9. Bibhash Dash on March 28th, 2010 2:03 pm

   Governmental PSA: If your vehicle is lifted and you feel pissed off, please follow procedure as given above

10. Kaavya on March 28th, 2010 4:59 pm

    @Bibhash Awesome Awesome!!

11. Liam on March 28th, 2010 7:09 pm

    Vehicle lifters, roaming surreptitiously in herds, will steal your car by simultaneously urinating in the street behind your car. The sudden torrent of urine will float your car away, never to be seen again.

    BEWARE OF VEHICLE LIFTERS!

12. | Balu | on March 28th, 2010 10:41 pm

    My god Liam, that’s not a caption; that’s a whole blog post (by tumblr standards)

13. Liam on March 29th, 2010 11:16 am

    @ | Balu |

    Would you rather not have the full details of the warning?!? Those vehicle lifters can creep right up on you if you’re not careful! Ha-ha!

14. vishal on March 29th, 2010 1:20 pm

    If you see someone pee in an awkward position, He’s a car thief.
    P.S. Beware of him.

15. vishal on March 29th, 2010 2:01 pm

    Nothing related but the map of India appearing on the right pane is plain wrong to show without full Kashmir.

16. Liam on March 30th, 2010 3:24 pm

    @ Vishal,

    Thanks for your comments. To be perfectly clear, chickenmonkeydog.com is not a political blog — and our usage of the particular map of India is not politically motivated in any way.

    The map used on this site is on Wikipedia, available under a creative commons license.

17. ratnakar srivastava on March 31st, 2010 10:44 am

    dont go to piss or else your vehicle would be lifted

18. Winner! Vehicle Lifting Caption Contest : chickenmonkeydog on June 1st, 2010 3:10 pm

    [...] A few weeks ago we ran into a bit of trouble captioning a picture taken by our foreign correspondent and we decided to ask you for help. [...]

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