I saw the above sign on a drive home this evening. Hilarious! I wasn’t sure of the religious value of the message, but I did think it was good for a post on this blog.
Posted 29 Jul 2010
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They get those sayings from a website. Well, they have websites for church board sayings and pastor jokes. I guess most pastors aren’t clever enough to come up with there own humorous material.
I’m curious as to what the lecture would be about? Will there be other witty comments interspersed? Or is it merely a sticky, flytrap-like joke to get you in the door?
@Jim
Think car wreck.
While Noah was at it, how ’bout the same for gnats?
I am confused by the handicapped sticker in the bottom left of the sign. Is the 10AM service only for handicapped individuals?
@Maire
Its a handicapped accessible sign.
@ Jim: i’m with you….classic bait ‘n switch!
@forkboy, do you think there were just two gnats? Perhaps two swarms of gnats, but if that’s the case, then there should have been swarms of bees, colonies of ants, etc.
Maybe God enabled Noah to build an ark much like the TARDIS. Its bigger on the inside.
A pun-obssessed friend of mine told an audience the other night that they looked like a Bible-reading crowd. That said, he asked them who, once the Ark hit dry land after the flood, was the first one out of the Ark.
They all answered “Noah”
Ah, he chided them, study your Bible closer.
It says that after the flood, Noah went forth from the ark.”
@ Lou,
Thanks for sharing that. I have used that joke several times since you’ve posted it here. It’s earned a few smiles and giggles too, so your contribution is much appreciated.
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