A house telephoneI experienced an interesting telephone call yesterday. (For the record, I’ve made up the surname, because I can’t remember the actual one the caller said, but it was definitely a surname.)

Walking through my kitchen yesterday afternoon, I picked up the phone as it suddenly rang as I walked by. (Well, since we rarely know when people will call us, the phone generally does ring suddenly.) I was my normal pleasant self, greeting the caller with some sort of cheerful ‘Hello’. The caller asked to speak with Mr Jones (who is a previous occupant of the house I rent). I informed my caller that he had the wrong number – there was no one by that name living here. ‘Well, is Mrs. Jones there?’, the called asked. I replied that Mrs. Jones didn’t live here either. The caller muttered something under his breath, gruffly said ‘good-bye’ and hung up.

It was only after replacing the phone in the cradle that I realised the full implications of what the caller had just asked of me. Effectively, the caller enquired: ‘Listen, I know that you just said that Mr Jones doesn’t live there, but nonetheless, is Mrs Jones there?’ Blimey! What kind of question is that?! I didn’t know whether to be offended or, perhaps worried about the defamation to Mrs Jones’ reputation.

Comments

2 Responses to “The tarnishing of Mrs Jones’ reputation”

  1. Quirky Indian on June 27th, 2008 8:58 am

    Hmmmmmmm. I would be inclined to go with the latter.

    Cheers,
    Quirky Indian
    http://quirkyindian.wordpress.com

  2. Liam Dempsey on June 27th, 2008 9:36 am

    @Quirky Indian

    You’re probably right. Or maybe just the caller was being daft. Not sure …

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