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Wait a minute. What was that again?

Chickenmonkeydog theorists, what could possibly be the motivation for prohibiting ONLY authorized personnel? Also, is it even possible, or is that an oxymoron?

Posted 19 Aug 2011

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• Responses from the pack

  • Funnier when literal (1)
    • forkboy1965: I hear lots of squishing…
  • Is there an app for this? (7)
    • jim: @ Liam, It would be the natural thing to do. @ Ngaire, Must have...
    • Ngaire: Off topic, but am I the only one concerned that for someone to...
    • Conall: Or what if you put your cell phone on the ground to take the...
  • Or they may be removed WHILE riding (1)
    • forkboy1965: What about chain mail? Can I wear my chain mail? It’s...
  • Nature v. Nurture (1)
    • Liam: How cute! A pig in wellies.
  • The Whizzard of Oz (1)
    • Jim: I can’t tell from this angle, but are the tops of those...
  • Don’t Drop Anything! (2)
    • forkboy1965: I can’t explain it either, but I do it all the time....

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