Thanks to the wonders of food technology development, Whole Foods now provides party entertainment in cracker form!

Who needs a band, music, dancing, comedians or conversation? Just bust out a box of these and you’re set. No worries about the show getting old, they provide assorted entertainment, ensuring plenty of variety.

Assorted Entertainment Crackers

Thanks to a reader from California for finding, snapping and submitting this photo. As always, we encourage all chickenmonkeydogians to submit quirky observations!

Posted 24 Jun 2009

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4 Responses to “Now in cracker form”

  1. Noel on June 24th, 2009 6:40 pm

    What do you think the crackers would actually do for entertainment? I would like to see them in action before I spent my money on them…..

  2. Noel on June 24th, 2009 6:40 pm

    And do you think rednecks from the south are offended by this product??

  3. Liam on June 30th, 2009 6:20 am

    @ Noel,

    I bet at least one of the crackers plays a music machine, like the kind that Dick Van Dyke wears in the Mary Poppins film.

    I would pay to see that. Can we get a price check on these crackers?

  4. Conall on June 30th, 2009 7:19 pm

    Let me get that for you Liam.

    Assorted Entertainment Crackers run $4.99 USD

    @Noel At that price it might even be worth the purchase just to give them a try!

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