Thanks to the wonders of food technology development, Whole Foods now provides party entertainment in cracker form!
Who needs a band, music, dancing, comedians or conversation? Just bust out a box of these and you’re set. No worries about the show getting old, they provide assorted entertainment, ensuring plenty of variety.

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What do you think the crackers would actually do for entertainment? I would like to see them in action before I spent my money on them…..
And do you think rednecks from the south are offended by this product??
@ Noel,
I bet at least one of the crackers plays a music machine, like the kind that Dick Van Dyke wears in the Mary Poppins film.
I would pay to see that. Can we get a price check on these crackers?
Let me get that for you Liam.
Assorted Entertainment Crackers run $4.99 USD
@Noel At that price it might even be worth the purchase just to give them a try!