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Recent Chicken Scratchings
Divorces are on sale until November 30, 2009! Hurry and divorce your spouse! Don’t miss this great opportunity!
Read the fine print at the bottom of the advert
As seen in a newspaper ad: Special Offer, Divorces from $550, Must bring in ad to receive discount, Offer expires on November 30, 2009.
Posted 17 Nov 2009
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4 Responses to “For a Limited Time Only!”
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Perhaps they are saying one should go bankrupt first at a mere $250 so there is little left for the ex or to pay the divorce lawyers.
Hell…at that price I think I’ll get two divorces!
“Honey, could we try to wrap this major life decision up quickly? I’ve got a coupon for discounted divorce and it’s about to expire.”
They should extend this divorce offer into the Holiday Season. After all, that is the season to be happy!
Cheers,
Quirky Indian