Aquafresh Extreme Clean toothpaste

Doesn’t extreme imply ‘too much’ or possibly ‘dangerous’? If so, can teeth really be too clean? I can just see something terrible happening in a luxurious Hyatt just outside Tulsa, OK:

An unsuspecting guest brushes his teeth with the complimentary toothpaste. He steps unwittinginly out of his room, into the hallway and then onto the lift. As the lift stops on the floor after he get on, he smiles a casual morning greeting.

ALARM! ALARM! TEETH TOO CLEAN! EXTREMELY CLEAN TEETH IN ELEVATOR 17! CALL SECURITY!

Posted 17 Feb 2009

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4 Responses to “Fighting extremism”

  1. JAYNE on February 17th, 2009 5:09 pm

    Listen to books on CD. No bookmark needed.

  2. Meg on February 17th, 2009 6:44 pm

    @ JAYNE

    Mom, you totally commented on the wrong post.

    @ Editors

    Sorry, she’s new.

  3. Conall on February 17th, 2009 7:20 pm

    Could be. Extreme sports certainly seem to have a higher level of danger.

  4. Liam on February 18th, 2009 10:26 am

    @ JAYNE:

    Welcome and thanks for the comment. We’ll accept comments any way that we can get them so feel free to post them on any article.

    Audio books: don’t they generally abridge them rather severely?

    @ Meg:

    Thanks for the heads up re: your mom. We’ll keep an eye on her.

    @ Conall:

    Thanks for the enlightenment on extreme sports.

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