Once the donated books go in, they never come out.

Either that, or the person who does empty the books out is a thief.

Those are the only two options I see.

These barbers became tree trimmers, just “taking a little off the top” as they shorten this small forest from the top down.

Next I think they were going to clean up the ears and shave the neck of the woods.

An alternative lumberjack approach!

Seen on the website of a hospital: “Perhaps our best kept secret is our location on the shores of beautiful <location hidden to maintain anonymity. Please use your imagination to fill in this gap>…”

Makes you wonder what other secrets they have hidden. Perhaps an underground training facility for mutant doctors, led by a bald man in a wheelchair blessed with the power to cure the world’s illnesses but  ironically unable to cure his own affliction.

Or perhaps it’s a hospital for superheroes? The logistical side to all those cartoons we grew up watching.

Does this explain the hospital emergency directions we saw?

This digital road sign was a lot funnier when I considered it from a literal standpoint.

Let that image stew in your mind a bit.

Continuing our theme of mobile phones and situations of questionable inappropriateness, we’re coming at you with a question about Facebook.

The background:
Not too long ago, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania passed a law to make it illegal to use a mobile phone to send texts, emails, Tweets and the like while driving.

The incident:
On a recent trip that took me onto the PA Turnpike, I passed a driver holding the Facebook mobile app open. Facebook?!? What could someone driving possibly need to do on Facebook while driving 60+ miles per hour? I understand the desire to text: let someone know you’re running late. But Facebook?

The question:
Help me out, what am I missing here?

Saw some guy in a bathroom stall with his iPhone set on the floor just in front of the toilet while he did his business.

In addition to being completely disgusting, do you suppose there is any good reason for this?

What do you do when your own nature fights against everything that has been nurtured in you?

Due to the dynamics of this ride, it is recommended that all earrings be removed prior to riding.

Fair warning, I suppose. But Brad, from Michigan, reports that, “incidentally, the ride caused no trouble for my navel ring.”

Thanks Brad, for spotting and sharing this bit of quirky!

Pay no attention to the fan behind the curtain.

I suggest that perhaps, in this instance at least, it might.

Sure, maybe sometimes fire is good and sometimes you are glad to get an escape, so perhaps they are not totally negative words. But generally I think fire is something to be avoided and wouldn’t you prefer to be in a situation that did not require escape?