This paper shredder will not shred less than ten babies or long hair.

Warning on a paper shredder

At least, that’s what I guess these pictures mean.

Posted 13 Oct 2009

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8 Responses to “Don’t Shred the Baby!”

  1. Conall on October 13th, 2009 3:48 pm

    So, the first icon says “0 – 9″ and has a picture of a babies face?”

  2. Liam on October 13th, 2009 4:22 pm

    It probably helps this post a bit more now that I’ve rotated the image properly.

    Apologies,

    The Technical Editor

  3. Noel on October 13th, 2009 5:57 pm

    My interpretation — Warning!! Eats babies (but only has room for 9), Barbie’s ponytails, and sock puppets.

  4. Forkboy1965 on October 13th, 2009 7:53 pm

    I think the baby one is just telling you not to mix shredding babies with shredding toys (it looks like a rattle).

    You know…one or the other, but not both at the same time.

  5. Liam on October 13th, 2009 9:38 pm

    I love the Frankenstein-style hand! Brilliant.

    And, I suppose we probably shouldn’t put European road hazard warning signs in the shredder either!

  6. Steve on October 14th, 2009 3:22 am

    We stay fly… no lie… you know this

  7. Skye Dempsey on October 31st, 2009 9:26 pm

    OMG!!! That is so funny!!

  8. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow : chickenmonkeydog on November 3rd, 2009 6:01 am

    [...] This wig bears a striking resemblance to the hair we were cautioned not to shred early last month. Perhaps that is an interpretation we failed to [...]

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