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• Responses from the pack

  • Champagne Toast - Can it be improved? (1)
    • Tazeen: you want toast with champagne?
  • Mint-based meal rating (3)
    • Conall: @ Liam When the gyros are homemade, and you live in a house where leftovers don’t necessarily last...
    • humaira: and how (more importantly who) exactly do you intend to test this?
    • Liam: I’ll leave our readers to comment on the suitability of mint-based meal ratings … I would rather...
  • What’s step two on the road to glory? (2)
    • Anonymous: Umm… I’m pretty sure steps two and three don’t include Starbucks and beer (per your...
    • Liam: I think it must include vegetables or they would be much more open about those meals.
  • A new direction for Starbucks? (11)
    • Liam: @ Che - Thanks for visiting! Great to have your input here. I think you may be onto something. If Wheaties is...
    • Che: Damn right! Guinness is a meal indeed. Beer of Champions maybe?
    • Liam: @ Steve, I am with you on the Leinenkugel and the Sierra Nevada. Have you tried Sierra Nevada’s Bigfoot...
    • Steve: I usually stick with the basics but I’ve found Yuengling, Sierra Nevada, Dogfish Head, and Leinenkugel...
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