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	<title>chickenmonkeydog &#187; Food</title>
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		<title>Green v. Black</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 10:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[olives]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Why do variations of green olives always come served in some sort of brine while black olives are served in water? I would like to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Why do variations of green olives always come served in some sort of brine while black olives are served in water? I would like to try a black olive that has been spiced up a bit, but I can&#8217;t seem to ever find one.</p>
<p>And why it is that only green olives are ever stuffed?</p>
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		<title>Beat your fruit</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pi&#241;ata apples: Because there are some days when you&#8217;d rather swing a large stick at your fruity snack while wearing a blindfold.]]></description>
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<p><strong>Pi&ntilde;ata apples:</strong> Because there are some days when you&#8217;d rather swing a large stick at your fruity snack while wearing a blindfold.</p>
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		<title>Spice out of reach</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 13:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;How is one supposed to get a bay leaf out without removing the top?&#8221; A great question posed by a reader from Chicago! Any clever [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><em>&#8220;How is one supposed to get a bay leaf out without removing the top?&#8221;</em></strong></p>
<p>A great question posed by a reader from Chicago!</p>
<p>Any clever suggestions for this reader?</p>
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		<title>¿Preguntas o Comentarios?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:12:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Corn Flakes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kellogs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Para contactar Kellogg&#8217;s con preguntas o comentarios acerca de los Corn Flakes por favor llama por teléfono. Tus comentarios escritos en Español no pueden ser [...]]]></description>
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<p>Para contactar Kellogg&#8217;s con preguntas o comentarios acerca de los Corn Flakes por favor llama por teléfono. Tus comentarios escritos en Español no pueden ser leídos, pero con gusto te atenderán por teléfono en tu idioma.</p>
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		<title>Visual taste buds</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 13:56:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[﻿Have you ever had food that was too beautiful to eat?]]></description>
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<p>﻿Have you ever had food that was <em>too beautiful</em> to eat?</p>
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		<title>The chemical difference between ingredients and poison</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 11:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While munching my way through more than my fair share of some Hostess Donettes on a recent Saturday morning, I flipped the package around to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="right01" src="http://chickenmonkeydog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/donettes.jpg" alt="Hostess donettes" />While munching my way through more than my fair share of some Hostess Donettes on a recent Saturday morning, I flipped the package around to take a little study of the ingredients at my less than overly healthy breakfast.</p>
<p><img src="http://chickenmonkeydog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ingredients.jpg" alt="Ingredient list for Hostess donettes" width="360" /></p>
<p>While perusing the lengthy list of chemicals that make up the ingredient list, I was shocked at how so many of the items were just a chemical bond away from being poison. Ok, I am no scientist, but here is my list of initial concerns:</p>
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<li>Does it seem amazing or frightening to anyone else that these donuts have <strong>glycerin</strong>? How many movies have we all seen where protagonists blow up loads of stuff using the highly volatile nitro-glycerin?</li>
<li>What is <strong>Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate</strong>? Pyrophosphate sounds like it must <em>absolutely</em> be explosively dangerous.</li>
<li><strong>Cocoa proceed with alkali</strong> sounds disconcertingly similar to the process by which cocaine is produced.</li>
</ul>
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		<title>Utensils? Right away, sir.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The above photo was taken at a noodle bar in Chinatown in Chicago (Chi-town in Chi-town?). Each table has a drawer for napkins, utensils, sugar [...]]]></description>
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<p>The above photo was taken at a noodle bar in Chinatown in Chicago (Chi-town in Chi-town?). Each table has a drawer for napkins, utensils, sugar packets, etc. </p>
<p>As we sat down, I couldn&#8217;t help but think that this is an awesome idea. How many times have I sat down to eat and then realized I forgot to bring something I needed to the table? </p>
<p>Now as I think about it, I don&#8217;t know why this idea is so ingenious. It&#8217;s no more innovative than, say, the stationary drawer in my desk. But I still find it awesome. </p>
<p>Any input from people who share my fascination would be most appreciated.</p>
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		<title>Would you like a banana? Banana company?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 18:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Am I the only one who grew up in a time with more exposure to the Looney Toons ACME Company than to real life ACME [...]]]></description>
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<p>Am I the only one who grew up in a time with more exposure to the Looney Toons <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acme_Corporation">ACME Company</a> than to real life ACME brands? </p>
<p>When I stumbled across the ACME Banana Company, I was expecting the Animaniacs or Wile E. Coyote to come tearing around the corner!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.chickenmonkeydog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/city-banana-co.jpg" alt="city banana company" /></p>
<p>Close by  the ACME Banana company I also found the &#8220;City Banana Company.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Seems like an AWESOME amount of bananas were moving through this part of the city at some point in time!</p>
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		<title>Boxes full of candy shards</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 13:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Somewhere in this box of assorted candy shards there is a pretty funny and quirky post. But today, rather than writing the post ourselves, we [...]]]></description>
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<p>Somewhere in this box of assorted candy shards there is a pretty funny and quirky post. </p>
<p>But today, rather than writing the post ourselves, we thought we&#8217;d punt to you. So&#8230;.what have you got?</p>
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		<title>When menu wording fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which menu item do you think most requires further explanation?]]></description>
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<p>Which menu item do you think most requires further explanation?</p>
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