Common sense required

Posted 7 Dec 2011

Animals, Language | 2 Comments 

Seen on the back of a bottle for pet stain remover. The label starts off routinely: “Directions” then “Cautions”. But underneath that, the makers included a special set of “Common Sense Cautions”.

What does this mean?!? Does it mean that you need common sense to understand these warnings? Or maybe the first caution is not common sense and only understood by those with advanced IQ’s?

A fowl discrimination

Posted 24 Nov 2011

Animals, Food, News | 2 Comments 

Seagull say what?

Posted 21 Nov 2011

Animals, Food | 3 Comments 

I was walking along, minding my own business and then I got screeched at by this fellow. His mouth takes up half his face. I couldn’t understand what he was saying … I think he was angry I was feeding a squirrel and not him!

Not necessary when dealing with the real thing.

Posted 4 Oct 2011

Animals, Daily Life, Signs | 1 Comment 

I surmise that such a sign, if painted, hung or tattooed, on the side of a real living wild bear would likely prove unnecessary.

The Latest Hair Accessory Craze

Posted 19 Sep 2011

Animals, Design, People, Places | 2 Comments 

Last week was New York Fashion Week and this week is London Fashion Week. During these celebrations of style, you see some weird and wacky things. Some things are wearable and some things are not. Do you think this hair accessory is wearable and will take off?

It can be worn by either a lady or a man. It’s very secure and fits snugly around the neck, so securely that no hair will ever fall out of place. It is a multi-purpose accessory as it works well as a scarf. Then, when you need to take it out of your hair at the end of the day, it becomes a pest eradication tool.

I think I am going to buy one … What about you?