A Friday Giveaway

Posted 17 Jul 2009

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Who ya gonna call?

Posted 16 Jul 2009

Daily Life, Places, Weird | 3 Comments 

A presumably real advert, as seen in the Northwest Herald.

Vehicular Abusive Language

Posted 15 Jul 2009

Commuting, People, Signs | 1 Comment 

Hey! Whose vehicle are you calling “primitive”?

Wheelchair Refuge

Posted 14 Jul 2009

Places, Signs | 1 Comment 

The words Stair/Refuge underneath pictures of stairs and a wheelchair.

A sign instructing people where to take refuge from wheelchairs in this airport? Brilliant!  That is pretty helpful seeing as how I can’t outrun someone using a wheelchair. Lucky for me, I can now run up a couple of stairs and be safe!

A gallery of wishes

Posted 13 Jul 2009

Commuting, People, Places | 4 Comments 

Hey, that’s nice … since I have come to this airport on my own, maybe I can head over to the well-wishers gallery and have some folks wish me well.  Wait, do you suppose it is just like an art gallery, where particularly aesthetically pleasing well-wishers are on display?  Since there is a separate gallery for “greeters”,  should I assume that it would be inapproriate to greet folks in the well-wishers gallery?

I guess I’ll just head for my plane instead.